Sunday, November 18, 2007

Which NFL team would Al Bundy have been on if his life wasn't screwed over by his wife Peggy?  And if he and his lady from Wanker County were real?

AL BUNDY WOULD BE PROUD... Today, Terrell Owens scored four touchdowns during the Dallas Cowboys’ 28-23 victory over the Washington Redskins, and Randy Moss connected for four TD’s of his own (during the first half of the game) in the New England Patriots 56-10 romp of the Buffalo Bills. Pretty good for two players on different teams who share the same jersey number (81). Oh, and Tom Brady threw five touchdown passes (the first four going to Moss and the fifth going to Benjamin Watson), and the Pats are now 10-0 in the NFL. Al would be crying in his sleep right now...if the shoe salesman from Chicago was real. And Peggy didn’t keep asking for sex.

Married...with Children. Such a great show.

LEFT PIC: Terrell Owens scores one of his four touchdowns against the Redskins today.  RIGHT PIC: Randy Moss celebrates after scoring one of his quadruple touchdowns against the outmatched Bills.
AP / Tony Gutierrez and Don Heupel

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