Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? C’mon, you know that was funny... You know it to be true. Especially if you're a chick. Just kidding. Anyways, I finally finished watching the DVDs for both Seasons 1 and 2 of Chappelle’s Show (not back-to-back, FYI). Not surprisingly, the Rick James and Prince skits were still the best ones. Of course, the Tyrone Biggums crack dealer and Lil’ Jon skits were also hilarious (WHAAAT? YEEAAAAH!), and so was that Collateral bit featuring Chappelle and Wayne Brady wreaking havoc around town (why else would I open this entry with an extremely non-offensive quote from that skit?). But what really stood out was that full interview of Rick James in the special features section. The things he said were such a crack-up... Rick James flatly denies that Charlie Murphy (Eddie’s brother) ever beat the crap out of him, only to point out moments later that Murphy "made (him) cry like a little bitch" (the Superfreak’s exact quote). And at the end of the interview, the Superfreak says that he must be losing his mind, since he was "reminiscing about Charlie Murphy jumpkicking (his) ass." And don't forget when R. James almost doze off during the middle of the interview. Good stuff.
Charlie Murphy’s two unaired stories about being a security guard for his celebrity brother and that trash-talking midget named Darryl also stood out. But what really caught my ear was when Murphy pointed out that he must’ve been one of few black guys who ever (did) an "Oriental" woman. Yea, riiight. I see more Asian girls hangin’ out with white and black dudes around my town than with Asian guys. Actually, that’s inaccurate. Most Asian girls I know are getting married to Latino guys. No wait— Didn't Chappelle mention in a previous episode that he was married to an Asian woman? I’m going off-topic here (and I’m well aware that Murphy was probably talking about the rarity of getting crazy with an Asian chick during the 1980’s). Anyways... "Cocaine’s a helluva drug." That’s another line by Rick James during that interview (go to this previous journal entry for more things that I wrote on Chappelle’s Show). This entry is meant for those of you who’ve never watched the Comedy Central hit...being that the DVDs came out in 2004. Will I buy the DVD for the just-released "Lost Episodes"? Don’t know. It's too bad that Chappelle left the show during the third season. Oh well. I’m riiich, biatch!
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