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"Cocaine's a helluva drug." I don't watch TV often, and when I do it's usually a rerun of The Simpsons, I Love Lucy or that Ron Howard show Arrested Development (on Fox). If I had cable TV in my room, imagine all the shows I'd be watching... Sportscenter, um... Sportscenter, err...any MTV show that has babes with big breastesses on it, any cool, not-so-nerdy show on the Discovery Channel, and... Chappelle's Show! I went to my one of my friends' house last night, and he had some downloaded clips from the show saved on his XBox (lousy bastard! Then again, he works right now, unlike me. Haha)—like the episode where Chappelle and Wayne Brady are doing a skit inspired by the film Collateral, another hilarious skit spoofing the NBC show Fear Factor, and Charlie Murphy (Eddie Murphy's brother) recounting his encounters with the late, great, intoxicated music artist Rick James...impersonated by Chappelle.

"I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH."

Now, I'm pretty sure most of you have seen this episode before, but yesterday was the first time I saw that skit...and I thought it was FREAKIN' hilarious! Rick James bitchslapping Charlie Murphy at a bar, Rick James lying on a couch and wildly dirtying it with his shoes—which he still has on—while the REAL Rick James denies the shoe incident in an interview, only to casually admit literally two seconds later that he did mess up the couch. But the funniest part of that skit was that line. Sure, it's demeaning, but it's a crack-up. I'd have to find a way to post up a video clip of it here so you can watch it every time you visit this page. Later!



Update: That cocaine line was by Rick James himself. Haha.

Update #2: Nevermind. I'd have to do a great deal of HTML sh*t in order to get that video up and running here. Instead, click on the link below (Right click is disabled unfortunately...for you) to view a brief clip of the video on your comp:

I'm Rick James— AH, forget it.