America has spoken. Even though votes are still being counted across the country, two major winners have emerged in this year's midterm elections: The Democratic Party, and Americans who are fed up with all of the damage that was intentionally caused by Donald Trump and his merry band of pedophile-enabling MAGA Republicans in Congress.
Notable winners (as of this Blog entry):
-- Xavier Beccera as the newly-elected governor of California
-- Gina Hinojosa as the newly-elected Democratic governor of Texas
-- James Talarico as the newly-elected Democratic senator of Texas
-- Abdul El-Sayed as the newly-elected Democratic senator of Michigan
-- Keisha Lance Bottoms as the newly-elected Democratic governor of Georgia
-- David Crowly as the newly-elected Democratic governor of Wisconsin
-- Aaron Ford as the newly-elected Democratic governor of Nevada
-- Adam Hamilton as the first Democrat to win the Senate seat for Kansas since 1932
-- Annie Andrews as the newly-elected Democratic senator of South Carolina
-- Josh Turek as the newly-elected Democratic senator of Iowa
-- Roy Cooper as the newly-elected Democratic senator of North Carolina
-- Jon Ossoff for being re-elected as the Democratic senator of Georgia
-- Amy Acton as the newly-elected Democratic governor of Ohio
-- Deb Haaland as the newly-elected Democratic governor of New Mexico, and the first Native American woman to serve as a governor
-- Chris Pappas as the newly-elected Democratic senator of New Hampshire, and the first openly gay man to serve in the Senate
-- The Democratic Party for regaining full control of Congress
-- Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy...whose bombing of data centers in Russia last month allowed Americans to vote for a more Ukraine-friendly U.S. government without meddling by bots on social media apps owned by Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg
Notable losers:
-- Donald Trump
-- Vladimir Putin
-- Republican House Speaker/Election Denier/Top Grindr User Mike Johnson
-- Elon Musk
-- All of the losing conservative candidates that Musk spent around $500 million to help in these midterms
-- MAGA in general
-- Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman for becoming irrelevant in the new Democratic Senate
So yea, last night was a great night if you're an American who hates fascism and Trump's canoodling of Putin, Benjamin Netanyahu and billionaires like Musk and Zuckerberg. Here's hoping another Blue Tsunami, or maybe a Blue Typhoon, hits in November 2028.
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