Ten Pet Peeves with Mark Zuckerberg's Pet Project:
1.) Liberal idiots coming out of the woodwork ('closet' is too predictable) to incessantly celebrate the defeat of Prop 8...
2.) Conservative morons countering the liberals by continuously posting Pope Francis memes and random Bible passages...
3.) Fellow Asian Americans (mostly Filipinos) celebrating their gluttony by posting Instagram pics of their food (WE GET THE POINT: We're not living in Africa, or any other Third World region like the Philippines for that matter)...
4.) Girls who are apparently secure at their current job that they don't mind fitting the Facebook stereotype of dumb wild chicks by posting default pics of themselves boozin' it up, or wearing slutty attire at a nightclub they visited on Sunset Boulevard the previous night...
5.) People who are Cast Members at Disneyland who think that we give a rat's ass that they'll be working a morning shift in Disney's California Adventure or Downtown Disney the next day...
6.) People who constantly talk about going to the gym or partaking in marathons...and you would never guess from their photos (or knowing them in person) that they do any type of exercise...
7.) Girls who constantly post "inspirational" quotes to hide the fact that they're miserable or mediocre in person...
8.) People who think that we give a rat's ass about what song they're listening to on Spotify (what the hell is this site, anyway?)...
9.) People who become sheep and start playing Candy Crush as well...
and last, and definitely just as least:
10.) People who exploit their marriage and kids by incessantly posting photos of said kin to generate tons of comments and likes on Facebook.
Props to Zuckerberg for effortlessly creating a 1-billion-member-strong popularity contest for the 21st Century...
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