Jason Hauser / Etsy
Bill Clinton In All Of His Awesomeness... And why wouldn't Slick Willie deserve such a badass portrait? Gas prices were at the most $1.50 per gallon during his days in the Oval Office, the U.S. had a $1 trillion budget surplus, movie tickets were still as cheap as $5.00 in the late 1990s and Osama bin Laden wasn't yet Public Enemy Number 1 in America (well actually he was; he just wasn't hated enough to get the CIA chick that Jessica Chastain portrayed in Zero Dark Thirty to spend 10 years of her life tracking his whereabouts). Things were so good back in the day that the Republicans had to resort to bringing Clinton down over a mere lie about getting some lovin' by "that woman" Miss Lewinsky (who I don't recall looked as hot as she does in the artwork above)...as opposed to ex-GOP honcho George Dubya providing faulty evidence that led to the unnecessary deaths of more than 4,000 U.S. soldiers in Iraq. (And the Bush-era Democrats did nothing...except getting Donald H. Rumsfeld booted from the Pentagon. Pathetic.) Clinton was da man—and is that Ronald McDonald I see firing a gat in the background? Epic.
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