SO LAST NIGHT, I dreamt that Los Angeles was being invaded by the Vietnamese army. Viet Cong troops were burning down bridges, attacking buses and scouring neighborhoods for Angelenos to take prisoner. In a reversal of roles from the Vietnam War in real life, it was good ol’ Americans who had to seek hidden shelters underground. I’d say that this dream was funny, if it did’t feel scary. Being shot at by a bunch of Commie bastards whose descendants would later take residence in Orange County in California... In Westminster and Garden Grove, to be exact. No, those cities weren’t in the dream.
Oh, and the person on the left side of this photo is the good guy. General Nguyen Ngoc Loan. The dude he's, um, blow-drying is a Viet Cong soldier. The Geneva Convention states that if a soldier is caught fighting on the battlefield while not in a uniform, he/she can be summarily...blow-dried.
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