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USC: 21, Oregon State: 27...
"The Trojans are gonna ravage the Beavers tonight!"
"The Beavers will need to loosen up if they have any chance of handling the Trojans today."
"No one sees the Trojans going down on the Beavers."
"If the Beavers come out spread the Trojans will certainly blitz it."
"The Beavers will be pummeled over and over by the Trojans sack."
"I hope the Trojans don't blow it this soon. But that tight Beaver defense might make them blow it sooner than expected."
"Don't worry. The Trojans will pound the Beavers into submission."
"The Trojans may be able to lay it on, but the Beavers are known for taking a licking."
"The Trojans will take them easily. The Beavers are a bunch of pussies."
"The Trojans should have things wrapped up, but the Beavers can be hairy at times."
"The forecast isn't looking so good. There's going to be a lot of wet Beavers tonight."
So many great innuendos, and USC had to negate them by losing yesterday. Click here for more witty lines regarding yesterday’s unexpected debacle...unless you live in Oregon. Or Ohio. Or Virginia. Or whatever.
I wonder if the Beavers will ever play against the Gamecocks. Just wondering.
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