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AS IF HALLOWEEN COULDN’T COME SOON ENOUGH!!! So anyways, I was browsing through my MySpace buddy list on Sunday, and saw that this one girl I know—let’s call her "Sherry" (though if you really want to know what her actual name is, go here, here, here and here)—was dressed as Elvira (Mistress of the Dark, if you want me to elaborate) in her photos. And you know how Elvira, or the ladies who play her in pop culture, shows major cleavage in her outfit? Well... Sherry nailed that down to a "T"! Use your own imagination as to what "T" stands for. MY GOD!!! Keep in mind that when I first met Sherry (four years ago in college), she was very camera-shy. Point a camera at Sherry and she reacts as if you’re aiming a Glock 9mm at her. This is despite the fact she is one of THE most attractive ladies I’ve ever met. She’s a make-up artist...and yet she’s more photogenic than most of the actresses and models she does make-up work on. All I can say is...expect her to post even more photos of herself in that costume till Halloween. And that damn holiday is still 8 days away!!! Ugh... What’s scary (don’t really think that’s the right word to use) is if Sherry really starts to flaunt her stuff on MySpace from now on. The reason why I say it’s scary is because of the fact there’s a difference between seeing provocative and/or nude or semi-nude photos of a gorgeous woman I’ve never met or have feelings for, and seeing provocative and/or nude or semi-nude photos of a gorgeous woman I’ve known personally for a couple of years... She knows that I like her (though I haven’t seen her in person since the summer of 2006)...and now she’s starting to post these kinds of pics online. Can you say...hot and bothered??? When I first added Sherry to my buddy list two years ago, all she had on her profile was a bunch of artwork (nicely painted, I might add...assuming she’s the one who painted ‘em) and not one photo of herself. Then for some odd reason she deleted her profile earlier this year, and a few months later, created a new one. I knew something was amiss when I saw that the default pic on her profile was of her! Not some obscure painting...but of her! I heard that Sherry broke up with her boyfriend earlier this year, so I wonder if that had something to do with her deleting her first profile and having a sudden change in, um, choosing which photos to post online? Dunno... But it sure makes my heart beat fast when I think if Sherry will post up sexy, non-Halloween-related photos after October 31st. Let’s wait and see... I'd post a pic of Elvira here to illustrate my point, but you know... The last thing I want is to get the urge to log onto MySpace right now and admire those sexy photos of Tear— err, Sherry. Calm yourself down, McParno.