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Monday, May 16, 2005

This Thursday...(or Wednesday night if you're attending a midnight screening...) Why Revenge of the Sith will be the next BIG family film... A dead Jedi youngling with a severed arm? Dooku's head about to get chopped off like a drumstick from a Thanksgiving turkey? Kentucky Fried Anakin being re-assembled like a Lego set? Padme being the victim of spousal abuse? Yoda getting shocked by good ol' "Force" lightning? Darth Sidious unhooded? (Well okay, those last two aren't PG-13 material.) Move over, The Incredibles, this movie is definitely a must-see for the Pixar-loving 6-year old! Not that a 6-year old would know what Pixar is... By the way, all Episode III merchandise have been released, so there's no need to feel guilty about showing these spoiler pics to you, haha! Ha.

UPDATE: Some "Sith" movie reviews...
Roger Ebert - Chicago Sun-Times (Thumbs-up)
Richard Roeper (Thumbs-up)
A.O. Scott - The New York Times
Kenneth Turan - Los Angeles Times
USA Today
Kevin Smith review
TIME magazine
Hollywood Reporter
Variety
The Associated Press
Newsweek
Harry Knowles - AICN
Joshua Griffin - TheForce.Net
Susan Granger - Modamag.com
The Daily Telegraph - Michael Bodey
Cinemablend
National Post - Bob Thompson
The Digital Bits
DVD Future
Michael A. Smith - Nolan's Pop Culture Review
The Trades - Entertainment Industry Analysis
James Berardinelli review
Bob Longino - Kansas.com
Long Island Press
Emanuel Levy review
FilmFocus review
FilmJerk.com
Peter Travers - RollingStone.com
Jeffrey Wells review
Gene Seymour - Newsday.com
Slant magazine
Film Freak Central

RottenTomatoes provides a compilation of reviews for REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Click above to go to the reviews listing page on RottenTomatoes.com (5/17/05)

UPDATE #2: More pictures have been added below! Hey, blame it on Lucasfilm for allowing European magazines to display these huge-ass spoiler pics on their pages! Anyways, Revenge of the Sith in all its PG-13-rated glory:

The opening text crawl in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

The opening text crawl in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Lightsabers clash on Mustafar in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Anakin duels with Obi-Wan on Mustafar in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Anakin moments before he fries in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Kentucky Fried Anakin in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Lava slowly seeps toward what remains of Anakin's legs in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Obi-Wan to his fallen apprentice in REVENGE OF THE SITH: 'You were the Chosen One!'

Obi-Wan picks Anakin's lightsaber up from the black sand in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Kentucky Fried Anakin being re-assembled like a Lego set in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Lucas' film crew setting up a shot of Hayden Christensen lying on an operating table where Vader will be born in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Anakin gazes on as Vader's mask is being lowered onto his face in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Anakin moments before the mask completely encloses his face in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Darth Vader rises on his operating table, and turns to his new Master, Emperor Palpatine in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

With mist filling the room, Darth Vader turns to his new Master, Emperor Palpatine in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Padme looking somber as her ship arrives on Mustafar in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Anakin Force-chokes Padme in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Watch Padme gurgle in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Anakin and Obi-Wan begin The Duel as Padme lies unconscious on the ground in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

A medical droid addresses Obi-Wan, Yoda and Bail Organa about Padme's current state of condition in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Obi-Wan comforts Padme moments before she dies in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Padme dies after giving birth to Luke and Leia on the asteroid Polis Massa in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Padme in her casket in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Padme's japor snippet in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Bail Organa enters the room just as Yoda is conferring with the spirit of Qui-Gon Jinn in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Yoda shocked by Darth Sidious' Force lightning in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

The Emperor gloats after thinking that Yoda got owned by Sidious' Force lightning in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Regaining consciousness, Yoda is moments away from launching a counterattack against Darth Sidious in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Darth Sidious gives off-screen Yoda a pissed-off look in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Darth Sidious charges at Yoda in the Senate chamber in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Yoda confronts Darth Sidious in the Senate chamber in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Yoda hanging off the side of the Emperor's Senate pod in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Obi-Wan and Yoda arrive at the Jedi Temple to view the aftermath of the Jedi slaughter in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Obi-Wan watches a hologram of Anakin being congratulated by Darth Sidious after the Jedi slaughter in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Anakin being congratulated by Darth Sidious after the Jedi slaughter in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Obi-Wan watches a hologram of Anakin taking on Cin Drallig and another Jedi Knight in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Anakin moments before he chops Count Dooku's head off in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Anakin vanquishes Count Dooku in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Yoda, Obi-Wan and Bail Organa onboard the Tantive IV in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

A Magnadroid sees Obi-Wan's Jedi Starfighter arrive on Utapau in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

The Magnadroid surrounded by two battledroids in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Obi-Wan fights a Magnadroid onboard the Invisible Hand in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

General Grievous gets sucked out of the Invisible Hand into space in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

General Grievous moments before escapes the Invisible Hand via a pod in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

General Grievous with sabers drawn in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

General Grievous on his wheel bike in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

On his wheel bike, General Grievous opens fire on Obi-Wan before escaping in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Riding his trusty Boga, Obi-Wan chases after General Grievous in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

General Grievous in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

General Grievous is hit in the abdomen with an electrostaff in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

General Grievous, his gutsack exposed, wields an electrostaff in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Obi-Wan fires at Grievous with the General's own blaster in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

General Grievous getting shot with his own blaster in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Grievous exploding in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Grievous is gone in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Palpatine looking quite angry in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Palpatine takes on Mace Windu in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Palpatine pretends to be helpless at the hands of Mace Windu in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Darth Sidious unhooded in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Darth Sidious tells Commander Cody to execute Order 66... The destruction of all Jedi in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

A clone commander reports to Yoda during the Battle of Kashyyyk in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Battledroids ride on Droid Tanks as they approach the battlefield on Kashyyyk in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Clones open fire on a Youngling outside the Jedi Temple in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Anakin getting back at Obi-Wan after he makes fun of Ani's hair in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Anakin chokes Obi-Wan while standing atop a Mustafar conference room table in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Anakin and Obi-Wan dueling atop a floating lava platform in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Jedi Master Plo Koon moments away from being betrayed by his clone wingmen in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Plo Koon meets his fiery end in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Precursors to the Star Destroyer in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Obi-Wan arriving at the Lars Homestead with young Luke Skywalker in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Obi-Wan approaches the Lars Homestead with young Luke Skywalker in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

EDIT: For those of you who still think that little turd played by Jake Lloyd in The Phantom Menace was Luke Skywalker...

Baby Luke in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

Owen and Beru, with Baby Luke in hand, gaze off into the twin Tatooine sunset in REVENGE OF THE SITH.

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