George looks at Rummy, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Rumsfeld shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Cheney says, "Of course, then I could throw one hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them, and says to his co-pilot, "Such big shots back there . . . hell, I could throw all three of them out the window and make six billion people very happy."
One of my friends e-mailed me this joke.
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