PARMAN'S JOKE OF THE DAY
A male and a female humpback whale were out swimming one day when the male spotted the whaleboat that killed his mother.
He said to the female, "Let's swim under the boat, put our backs against the hull and rock the boat, that will really frighten the sailors."
She agreed and off they went to scare the sailors.
Not satisfied with this the male then said, "If we swim below the ship and blow out our air we can sink the ship."
She reluctantly agreed and off they went to sink the ship.
With the boat sinking all the crew jumped into the water and were swimming for the shore.
The male then said, "We should go after those sailors and eat them."
"Now you just listen here." Said the female, "I went along with the humping, I even did the blow-job but there is just no way that I am going to swallow seamen."
PARMAN'S JOKE OF THE DAY #2
Q: What was Moby Dick's father's name?
A: Papa Boner.
UPDATE: I got these crappy-ass jokes from an online message board, in case you guys are wondering.
