Thursday, January 03, 2019

The Democrats Are In Da House!

With the children of other congressional members standing next to her, Nancy Pelosi is sworn in as Speaker of the House of Representatives on the first day of the 116th Congress...on January 3, 2019.

Congratulations to Nancy Pelosi for officially becoming the Speaker of the House of Representatives (again) after the Democrats finally took control of this chamber of Congress today! Pelosi is now the most powerful woman in Washington, D.C., and also the third person in the line of succession to the presidency. So if Donald Trump and Mike Pence were um, somehow removed from office (I'm lookin' at ya, Robert Mueller), Pelosi would attain what Hillary Clinton tried to achieve in the 2008 and 2016 elections, respectively. And in even greater news, Paul Ryan is no longer a House-speaking cocksucker, but just a cocksucker now that he's returned to civilian life. He resigned from his political post with a "remarkable" 12% approval rating—so I just felt like pouring salt on the wound for this spineless weasel.

Anyways, once again congrats to the Democrats! And end this government shutdown, Pelosi! The fact that you said that a sitting president can be indicted oughta make this easier for ya. Carry on.

Former House-speaking cocksucker Paul Ryan was integral to getting that abomination known as the American Health Care Act approved by the GOP-led House of Representatives in 2017.

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