Thursday, January 21, 2010

Around five of these babes jinxed Wesley Autrey's chances at winning $1 million on DEAL OR NO DEAL in 2007.

DEAL OR NO DEAL... I was watching a rerun on the GSN (Game Show Network) cable channel today, and I don’t care if you’re "The Hero of Harlem", Wesley Autry, you screwed up big time. Yes, I know that that's an understatement. You got greedy there buddy. You should’ve told your family members to **** off (not in those exact words obviously. Then again...) and take that $300,000. Or was it $305,000? Whatever (Would've. Could've. Should've). It’s helluva lot better than $25. Chump.

Did you use some of that $25 to buy duct tape and wrap a piece around your sister’s (and maybe your mom’s) mouth so she (they) won’t give you anymore crappy advice, Wesley? I sure hope so. Those models could've used some duct tape on their mouths too...what with them jinxin' you with those lame little speeches right before they opened their briefcases and all. Oh well.

Howie Mandel watches as Autrey slowly blows away his chances at winning a lot of dough on DEAL OR NO DEAL.

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