Woohoo, I found my cell phone!! It was hidden by the large plastic sheet that I put over my Playstation 2 so it won't collect dust on the table in my room. So anyways... Woohoo! I think I'll show my relief by calling up what's-her-name. Hopefully, it'll only be her business card that's now kaput.
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Just kidding about calling her.
DON'T R.I.P., LG VX3100L (Oct. 2003 - present day)