Friday, December 22, 2017

The Four Conservatives of the Apocalypse...

As long as these four Republican scumbags (Mitch 'Turtle-faced' McConnell, Paul 'House-speaking cocksucker' Ryan, Donald 'Dotard' Trump and Mike 'Electroshock-happy' Pence) are in office, Americans sane enough NOT to support Trump and his ilk will consider this an apocalyptic time for the United States.

So a few days ago, the House and Senate Republicans finally passed their fraudulent tax bill (called the "Tax Cuts and Jobs Act") that would add around $1.4 trillion to the national deficit, and cause 13 million Americans to lose their health care over the next decade. "President" Donald Trump signed this abomination into law this morning...but not before taking this photo with the three other GOP pricks who epitomize why the United States is filled with so much anxiety and division today. From left to right: Senate Majority Leader Mitch "Turtle-faced" McConnell looks like he's ready to devour a group of children after this pic is taken, House-speaking cocksucker Paul Ryan continues to look like a douchey cocksucker, the Dotard himself continues to have an affinity for giving thumbs-up for the most atrocious things, and Mike "Electroshock-happy" Pence is probably biding his time before his orange-tanned buffoon of a boss is ousted from office.

For those of you reading this who aren't U.S. citizens, you probably think that the title for this Blog entry is merely a clever play on words. But considering what these four bastards put Americans through during 2017 (trying to do away with universal health care, ending protection against Wall Street recklessness, paving the way for deporting Dreamers and repealing Net Neutrality), their time in office is truly an apocalyptic moment for America. But if the midterm elections next November play out as anti-GOP folks hope, then these SOBs will be gone from their so-called leadership roles by next autumn. To paraphrase Maximus from the Oscar-winning film Gladiator: "The time for honoring themselves will soon be at an end."

Happy Holidays.

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